Friday, June 30, 2006
To punish me for my contempt of authority, Fate has made me an authority myself.
Goooooooooooooda evening people!
EXAMS ARE OVER! had like the longest lalaland visit in the last 5 days! Woke up smiling lke a peanut but the ulcers still hurt quite abit thou.
PLUS, i was told i had a chance! Now u check tt out~
-beams-
I wonder if u know about it, i made a bet the other day u see. And hola, guess what. MY FRIEND SHADED THE WRONG CIRCLE! tata $64. =.="
Papers recently is jus so flooded with predictions on oncoming matches, how the players are faring, dida dida. BUT WHAT THE FUCK. No u DO NOT come up with comments like 'xxx might e off', 'xxx may win the world cup'!!
You are juz a dumb spastic reporter watchin soccer at home.. nono, somewhere else(juz becos u dun bloody own a tv set urself), tryin so hard to predict how the game will turn out from general statistics. Had tt lil capability to write and access to the papers and yada. BUMMER.
If u tell me its freedom of speech, den fuck FOS.
I'm not a fucking libertarian and I do not believe that the general public is capable of deciding for themselves what is right and what is wrong. Because the general public is stupid. Lets not start with u. Pathetic.
For the past few days of exams, we mugged hard. Copied hard as well.
this is how it goes, in hope of u people learning someting at the end of the day and me being all kind and helpful, shall kindly share some expriences.. =) -teehee-
Zen secret manual - rule of thumb for copying.
1) Look at the examiner. If he looks at you. DO NOT look away, cos he will know u r trying to come up with someting funny. Jus stare back and look as if u are in deep thoughts.
2)Always make the examiner feel as if u are a retart talking to urself. Whenever u feel he's juz scanning across the battlefield and he happen to target lock on u, juz talk to urself. Why? This way, he cant spot the difference when u start talking to ur friend.
'Eh seng, he talkin lehs'
"nvm one la, tt kid siao one, keep talkin to himself, dun mind him'
TAADAA.. score~
3)Bring little pieces of paper with you. I dun think i need to explain.
4)Choose positions. Many will feel as if the last row of the room is the best. SO WRONG PEOPLE. Comon, just BECAUSE the fact tt u r the last one, ur spot on. PLUS, which smart geek of the class will sit at the back? Listen, the BEST spot to sit, is somewhere in 3/4 to 1/2 of the classroom with the board in the front as reference.
5)alliance. This may be a lil hard. Cos sometimes, some matey will play you out. But still, form strong alliance with geeks or semi-geeks. Much help.
6)Always sit at the seat where ur victim is at ur 45degree angle. Which alternativly is ur north-west or north-east. This way, he wont know if u copied much(save face) and he's totally oblivious to what you are doing.
7)Bring erasers. Rub them hard on the table, use the eraser.. erm, tt eraser.. shit.. u noe, tt rolled up eraser ting. Yea, tts ur sole dependence on making communication with people if they juz refuses to address ur hisses.
ohh bff is here! ok, find the rest out urself. U nv learn if u dun make mistakes!
HAHAHA.. gud luck.
out out out out out!
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