Monday, July 03, 2006
Hello. Lets play a game.
dear gu niang monster, hey, sorry i culdt wake up this morning man. I did set my hp alarm on. But neither my hp nor ur msg woke me up. I didnt even feel shit. lols.
SORRY! Go to sch tog soon then, i'll try harder in waking up next time. HAHAHA!!
Yes, the first day of the wk, new term and i kinda self-declared off day. Went to school at 3 actually, got back my results for the first paper. NOT BAD EH, from my point of view that is. At least pass la hor! =/ -grumbles-
Spoilers of the early morning. U see, i got on the same MRT train with this group of gurls la. Lemme tell you, the amt of noise this stupid ah lians are making can fucking work better then Kryptonite to superman la pls!
Then dey dropped off at JE too.
CAST: Ahlian, Ah huay and Ah wee wee. (cag. translated to english)
Ahlian" Wa lan, sibey tired, sibey sian'
Ahhuey"han na, youth day, go sch for what?'
Ahweewee"wee wee wee."
Ahhuey"(on hp as loud as she culd)
Ahweewee"send me send me! wee wee"
Ahhuey"DUN WAN LEHS~ HAHAHAHAHAHA!'
mrt reaches JE.
Ahhuey"KNN, why the door dun wan open'
Ahlian"the driver sleeping la'
Ahhuey"wa lan, i pay money one u know'
Ahweewee" WEE WEE~"
AH FUCK. Bitches, the only door u know how to open is the door between ur legs lady.
Cant u see the train haven come to a complete stop den you expect the train to open?
lols. Ohh man, i have OVERestimated Singaporean ahlians for i thought they are pretty DUMB.
HAHAHA!!
If you think i have phrase my sentence wrongly, read again.
My maid claims she can do SUDOKU! So funny la, she said from her hometown in XXXXX aso got. HAHA, my mom just got to know about it like one month ago, she said she have it like years back. I'm like. OMG =.=" Wana go to her 'kampong' one day man, maybe they have operational robots to clean ur ass after u shit for u already. And i found a strand of her hair in my milo this morning. It was pretty long cos it curled 2 rounds in my cup. ='(
went school milo-less. lols.
hey, erm, juz wana take the chance to really apologize. But like i said, ive someone else in mind. But the world is round, maybe, u noe, what goes around comes around. HAHAHA.. CHOY CHOY..!! but well, really sorry. =) Contact u soon yea.
OHH YEA.. I've stay at my block for a freakin good 17 years and i didnt know ***'s existence.. HAHHAA.. OMG! HOW CAN! I am gona like set a tent and camp downstairs right now.
-EVIL GRINS-
Birdie came my school today so we can go hm tog. But ended up watchin SAW2.
WA LAOS. OMG. Every single moment someting gruesome happened, i swore my b*lls kinda fucking shrunk. DAMN the plot is good. REALLY.. Uber recommanded.
Moral of the story: "PEOPLE, PLEASE LISTEN TO INSTRUCTIONS OKAY"
love and peace, out.
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