Sunday, July 16, 2006
This is gona be a short one. I presume.
I would juz like to stress my disapproval and utter dislike for twits.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WORLD COMING TO MAN. hahaa.
They always said singaporeans are innovative and surviving.
Old man lee and our leaders are complaining about Singlish and now, we have a revolutionary change.
HAPPY YA?
lols.
Twit-o-meter endurance ---- MEGA NEGATIVE.
Now lets do a simple research of how this people came about..
'Nonng nonng' ago, before the forefathers of twit-sy came, there was the singa-reans who spoke singlish as mother tounge. The pioneers of lor la hor. It became a hit and soon received an inland wide recognition for even our famous Phua chu kang(oh his mole) uses it.
Then the government felt it sounded unglam and thus had activities to stop it. Made Phua sing a speak good english song by threatening him to take away his yellow boots. Our clever young generation then came up with the twit language in revolt.
If u are clean and totally oblivious to that alien language. its general vocab are as follows:
you-euu
fuck off-punchh euu
why-whiee
whatever-waddebuerr
me-moii
really-relai
for-ferr
And soon, as the twist rule the country. The old timer singa-reans took the roll of fame and strode back in huge strides for a return. They combined forced and now, joint hands in hands, they rule.
For i present you, ermm.. fuck. God knows wad language u call this.
'puunchh euu ahh'
'euu don act lorr'
'ferr euu maaa'
'whiee euu lykk tt derrhs, haiyyaa wadebuerr larhhs'
and u think that was bad?
dig this.
twit cum singlish, hokkien style.
'yarr lorhs, quitee dulannz wiff euu tartt time lerrhs. Budden nebber mindd narhs, i panng suahh tt tiing lerrhs.'
-sighs- I didnt made this up. I found it on friendster. lols.
ella es mi bebe, asi ella es perfecta.
(it meant "she's my baby, thus she's perfect'
Try and google it, u'll get 'she's my drinks, ...")
wth~
OFF.
Loti-talks stepped on your garbage at