Thursday, July 06, 2006
Yup, today was sortie 26.
Super dun wana go in the first place, i swore i had triple eyelids when i woke up in the afternoon. Literally DRAGGED my self out of bed and get ready.
But guess wad, i'm back on track. Grade 5 baby~ woooo..
THREE CHEERS to me! GREAT SUPER DUPER ZEN! =))
HAHAHAHA! SEE ME LAUGH! Oh, my toes! FINGERS!
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Ok, Sorry. Anyway, miss BEBE, bet u are reading this. THANK YOU ONCE MORE. lols. Owe u HUGE time.
Yesterday, i saw this ***k lesbo couple. Dun get all curious for i do NOT have anything against fat people, but its the way they dress themslves up. Ok, maybe dress is the wrong word. I rather the term, doll.
The 'guy' was alright, for she was wearing this MAC shirt thingy.
Btw, they are Indians. ONCE MORE, i got nuting against indians. Mind you.
Here goes.
Anatomy of Dress-up skill for Miss Digger:
-female-
>About 163~
>90+KG(no joke)
>THICK make up, i stress, THICK.
>Denim skirt tt is like 10-15cm below her waist. But not to worry, her thunders are doing a EXCELLENT job of making sure nothing is seen from the KNEE onwards. But i bet even if she spread tt log of hers,
1)everyone runs 2)STILL cant see shit 3)Impossible evaluation cos she can open them at all.
>She kissed with that 'guy' so passionately on the train. Lovely. But guess what, she DUG her nose. Yes people, she literally DUG her nose in front of EVERYONE and she went too deep her HEAD will have to turn so her fingers can find the right spot for her prize. Nope, not the end, she added the classical roll up.
[Roll up(everyone knows this)- First, put the nose shit on ur index fingers. Gently press ur thumb on the shit, making it kinda squeezed inbetween ur thumb n index. Roll it clockwise afew times, followed by anti-clckwise direction(optional). Den FLICK!]
and yes, she flicks the shit on the mrt floor. AND continues to kiss the 'guy', rubbing her HANDS thru her hair and face. But love makes people blind, for she dont mind at all. Yes, she repeated the same procedure MANY times.
>She had this METAL wallet shaped like a coffin.
>So many hand bangles and chokers everywhere. Taking them off will aid her in losing 5-9kg indefinately.
I mean, MRT is one of our main transport. People from arnd the world takes her actions with them and there goes our hard worked reputation. Not that she meant that much, but comon, kissing is fine, shouting is fine. Wear something nicer and PLEASE dig elsewhere.
If god made chance for them to hop along and find my blog... ...
"I know its totally not ur fault that u are borned this way right? Nobody wans to e ugly and everyone wishes to be all attractive and hot
I dun burn bridges and thus this is my solution to you, i sincerely hope u take it seriously into consideration.
Reincarnate."
Bitch is gona be a big gurl soon! =)
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