Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Happy National Day to Everyone!
First, congrats to myself for passing the RT oral!
YEAAAA!! -clap clap-
One more to hummer, i m awarded a trophy by some egg tart-io flabswipe!!
May it be the skimmpiest piece of crap u can find. But its for ME. HAHA.
Now one less trouble off my lil cute arse. Anyway, national day's tml. Which i felt is fucked up cos i haven hand in my project. Which the lecturer responsible for it had a class on weds. Now that tml's a holiday, i've to go look for him one on one in his little fucked office on thurs. Damn, yea anyway, before i forget, all the luck in the world to all you people out there who's exams are coming. Mug or no mug, ur choice. Lucks and balls to u all the same.
And yes, regarding this news bout that dumb gurl, or isit a guy. Who proclaims that 'braces are a IN thing now, so much so that when her time's up, she refuses to take them out cos she feels it's cool'
Juz wana pass on a huge FUCK-YOU on ur i-dun-have-money-nor-looks-just-braces face. Who the heck wans leafy greens stuck on ur metal mouth everytime u eat! Stand in front of the mirror to brush, floss and pour that sick asswipey listerine citrus tasting liquid into your mouth which can pratically waste our precious 20-25mins of time! Unless that bimbo hav too much to spare. Plus, u dont have to make ur love for it public! Now everyone with braces are notified as 'fashion' lovers like u! puny peabrain face of a monkey poo.
And everyone, ive watched TOKYO DRIFT! HAHAHAHA.
Bitch, i've found out that its not Mila nor Mia.
its NEELA. hahaha, now take that down alright.
And this is her sweet piece of shit i have been drooling all over since the day i knew its name.
AINT IT SWEEET. Mazda RX8. ooooh yea. Collecting a speed ticket of 180km/h on one of this sweeties can beat 200 orgasms ANYTIME.
ohh, funny thing, daddy came up to me and ask if i wana watch 'the lakehouse' with him. HAHAHA. I went like 'errrrr'
Maybe he's my secret blog 'on-da-ball' closet reader. So if ur reading this from your office right now, please go back to work.
Stupid uncle came from malaysia with his dumb friend to my place the other day. U see, this 2 fella kinda brought this ting call the 'Di Zhi Gui' which directly translation brings you 'Ground Paper Turtle' (Turtle as in, wu gui)
Yea. the whole ting about tis Di zhi gui is confucius teachings. HAHAHAHA
And his friend! I SWORE I HEARD HIM CLEARED HIS NOSE AND IT KINDA LIKE DROPPED ONTO A PLATE AT MY SINK. Nauseating piece of information but ARHH.. cant he go to the toliet and do it in the fucking TOLIET BOWL!
Guess wads worst. That oxymoron left this hefty pile of VCDs for my old mother and there she is right now, mesmerized by that old man on tv trying to brainwash people about how they shuld live life and be caring and nice.
'There, u got hear anot, muz be filial to ur parents'
Yup, thats exactly wad my mom jus said.
See my point already? Damn, life's tough.
I shal digress abit for ive been contemplating this fact for eons and now i shall share this little thought cos this fucker is irritating me on MSN. Now, do u cringe everytime u hear this on tv or even with your friends where one party will go 'i love you not for money, nor for ur pamela bust or einstein brains' bla bla bla.
Which pratically is bullcrap, erm, 4/5 of the time. Aint we made with this inbuilt sensors where our feelings and eyes goes for the biggest catch we can find. We only fuck the best breeds within touch. Even my little guppies does so. We only want the best for ourselves, in other words, what we FEEL is best for us.
Thus please buddy, stop it. The absurdity of every statement u punched to me is killing my cells. Ur sickening. And even if its touching to her, go tell her. Not me! Does my face spell 'pussy'? Plus i dont know u very well. I preach to thee, PLEASE, Fuck off.
Since the exams are round the corner, there's nuthing much goin on lately. Lest my hair growing so slowly. Oh, hair! i saw Hagrid today! HAHAHA, finished my RT oral and i saw Hagrid under my block. He's so cool and i bet he can trap a whole hive of bees in it. Lmao.
And MRT people, please revised ur tapping and opening of ur gantries system.
Stop CLAMPING meee!
Last ting to add, my chinese aint bad cos its B4.. SO PLEASE!!
ok, phew.
DONE
-angel grins-
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