Tuesday, August 22, 2006
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
YEAYYS!! Last paper tomorrow! omg! so excited. lols. happy.
Ohh wait, i juz wana stress how much i hate aunties! I canot tolerate, old, shaggy, un-auntie-like sicking dying smelly wrinkled aunties. Impossible to express my hatred for these old ladies. CANNOT. they should be exterminated as soon as possible.
DIEE~ ..
okok, correction. not all aunties. Jus that one i met.
I was freaking tired today cos i stayed overnight at bigtoe's place wif TF, alien, terrorist, abang Z and shypool. Yea, same old last minute chiongsters. So i went home in the morning to slp den go sch at 1.
Ahh fuck, the bloody main point is..
was in the train you see, i happened to camp at that corner where u hav juz two sits, u'knoe, those kind.. yea. When the god damn slow train stopped at wdlands right, this faggotish malay 'She' male auntie (not trying to be racist but she juz happens to be a malay) came in la.. She totally caught my attention cos she was damn muscular and tall. So natural instinct i spot for her valleys and saw two mosquito bite size lumps. FINE, she's not a HE. A female laa~
So i was totally totally praying in secret that she wont come and squeeze with me at that two lovly 'couple' seat when the fucking train is SUPER empty. And i seriously suspect that due to my unbelievable infinity ultra space forever and forever karma that i hav so pro-ly collected in juz 17 years of life, she came and floop her butt beside me. WAD THE FUCK. Now theres totally nothing wrong with anyone sitting beside me, and tolerating a 'HE' looking 'SHE' is neither a fickle either.
BUT, the fucked up part is this. I made abit more space for her fat fatimah ass. She sat down and smile showing per perfectly symmetrical rabbit tooth with a 1cm gap inbtw each. 
Alright, not as if i have the nicest set of teeth in the world and neither does she wans it to be that way. So hey, no blame.
Then this sambal balachan stale air came squeeze up my nose. WAAAAA LAOS!
AND NoNooO my friends! not the end! she took out this red trusty plastic bag which is like wet and so filled i swore it will tear the minute i poke it wit my pinky. She started digging for something and jabbing her boney elbow on my arm. NB, and after the long hard search.. she took out her prize. TAADAAA! FUCKING PEANUTS.
U know those market soft baked peanuts. TMD!!
Like auntie! in case u didnt know, eating in train. $5000 ok? or isit $500. BLAHS, nvm, the main point is u cant fucking eat BESIDE ME! Why borther so much when she's eating u might wonder. Fuck i'll tell u why. Haven u people ever ate beside an old man or lady before? ESPECIALLY those with no teeth and dentures. AND YESS, they dun BITE. nonono, they suck and try to soften it with their saliva and depress the food with their gums in order to swallow.
So i sat there hearing the 'liiaumm liiaumm liaummmmm' sound flooding thru my poor ears. Maybe i got agitated becos i didnt hav enough slp. What can i do?! i compromise. So trusty buddy Ipod came to use. Not wanting to blast my ear drums to outer space, i made it jus enough to overcover her slurping+pressing+sucking sound.
And 1/8239749823489 of her peanut dropped on my pants cos she fucking coughed! ARGG. and she didnt say sorry! Ok, i tell u, ive nv ever been so happy when she looked into her plastic bag in dismay cos her damn bag of cheebye peanuts are gone.
SUPER HAPPY!
den i realised this satay stick popping out somewhere in her bag. And as expected, that stupid oxy faggot bloody moron pulled out a stick of FISHCAKE. WAAAAAAAAA! =.=""""""""""""
U can see her mouth movements and that sound. ARGGGGG!! i nearly strangled her there n then.. Why does she hav to force herself on something so rubbery when she cant fucking bite! omg omg. I wanted to tell her to stop eating or roll to some other corner to stuff herself to death cos its prohibited to bloody eat in the first place, she might cough on me again and she's FUCKING IRRITATING ME.
Then again, i didnt have the balls to do that to an old bogey manly looking lady plus i hav long admitted that my karma was never gona end if this goes on. Smok'in her off will only add one elephant ton karma to my never ending debt and i dont need some bogey uncle to pray on me next time.
OHH OHH..! And there wasnt just 1 stick. There was THREE! and each stick for FOUR freaking fishcake and EACH fishcake, she took about 30seconds to fool around with it in her mouth filled with saliva, 15seconds to try chewing and 10seconds to swallow.
RWAR. and i didnt wana change place. Partly becos i wanted to study...
ALRIGHT, i was lazy to move.
I found out that when a person is at their emotional extremes, words juz come flooding out like a leaking dictionary cos i was pretty suprised by the way i was mind killing and verbal spanking her on the spot, TOTALLY LOVING IT. cheap thrill. which was like totally gone now. =/
ohh well, must be compilation of stress. LOLS
YEAYNESS AGAIN cos tml last paper~
hope i dun fail any and to all, HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO COME =))
Arrivederci !!!
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