Friday, August 18, 2006
my life thereafter.
I dig don omar. Thou i juz realised his existence only last 2 weeks. All round with Daddy yankee, they are totally sweet.
As long as i hav 2 peanuts, a hotdog and a spoon of starch, i'll never understand why women hav to be totally associated with narcissicism. Just a random thought but its irritating. Was in the train sleeping after pool today and this 2 idiots kept taking photos. When i happen to be behind the girl. Means every single picture will hav my nice little head bobbing out like a lychee. And my secret inner mind reminds me wad if she's my duno whos duno whos cousin or friend. So i tried to not look so bad in it. And thus, i canot hav a nice nap on the train. FUCKED UP. stupid spasticos.
Camp shahrin has nv been any better. Math is eerm. i duno man, if i can pass, i swore i'll pass scraping thru the skin of my balls. Really fucked but anyway, we somehow got into gay-ism. As per usual, terrorist culd't get anywhere near 'mau suck bua tak' sentence. haha, can bloody see the Nazi Hitler love in him man. Patriotic man. God knows when sham is gona blow something up.
This show on discovery channel (like AGAIN~) about the reanactment of the 9-11 crash was pretty interesting. OH WAIT, DIGRESS! I WANA COMPLAIN! I FORGOT TO WATCH THE FIRST EPISODE OF JING SUM SUN! or wadever u call her. ok, anyway, u see. If there's a plane, by any chance, is suspected of being hijacked. The airforce will scramble 2 fighters usually to escort it to ground. FOR FUCK. i mean, if the plane decides to crash, same thing wad. Ok, maybe the fighters will down it before it gets anywhere near but still. Pity the passangers. No snakes and all bullets up ur ass so high up there aint no good feeling. Plus, the security is so tight now it cuts. So smartypants thought, ok, heres the deal the train. Remember the train that over turned at the railway ytd or the day before? Bus, malaysia bus crashed right. hahahaa! ok lame.
wait, malaysia toliet! They shuld soo soooo change the bidet kinds to the bowl ones!
WHY THEY SO IRRITATING! Ive like so many logical reasons why they shuld change it.
Adva. of bowls : in case u fart, its mostly covered in the bowl thus not projecting the noise too loudly. Because ur ass is not that small, the smell wont seep oout as easily thus saving u minutes of ur life everytime u shit. When we bloody pee, at least we hav better chances of aiming cos since its higher, its more convenient. Thus we will not step onto pee unwilling. U wont suffer cramps if u squat as ur ass muscles are relaxed while sitting. Plus u can slowly read a book. and becos i like bowls. so... yes, change it.
lols.
and if uve noticed the new snakes on the plane' movie. Damn, wads hollywood getting into man! Hollyfucked. Maybe thats the only ONE plus point to the (-infinity / 100 points that its a movie worth watching)
the makers of hollyfuck snakes added more violence, nudity and even the above line of profane dialogue. I guess they expect us to get contented by the mere fact sex and violence goes well with snakes 30 000ft above ground. Well, actually, come to think of it. =/ it does sound pretty hot. HAHAHA.
In a battle of genders, how come women never embrace change. they always say men are stupid.. Talk about MCPs~
w 'so tell me, actually, why do u like me?'
m 'cos your pretty dumb no brainer that suck up to me'
w 'sorry! ur speaking too fast. slowly please, i wana hear it one more time!'
m 'cos you are dumb and airheaded and stupid'
w 'i dont get it!'
m 'Told ya~'
yes, spasms of love makes people dumb. HAHAHAHA!
but we all fall for it all the time. cute people.
ok out.
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