Saturday, September 02, 2006
where freedom rest.
EVERYONE, i solemly declare that the newspapers CANNOT be trusted anymore.
you check this out yea.
Ok, ya'll mus haf heard about the 'snakes on the plane' shit. Which is literally spastic. From what i've found out, Samuel L Jackson, that shiny mr baldy, is a cop. He's suppose to protect this eye witness who saw some murder or something. So as usual, bad guys all over him. They made snakes crawl all over the plane in mid air to eliminate them. The only credit the director gets will be the ability to come up with someting as weird as that. But the coolest part? Everyone, its NUMBER ONE in Singapore Box Office!!
From what ive suspected
1) S'poreans must be left with the Chai-lai Angels and Snakes. Not much of a choice.
2) They are couples. Not there to watch the movie u know.
3) Fond of cold blooded reptiles.
4) Hope to see steve irwin somewhere in the show.
Whats so nice about snakes? Not as if its albino or something.
Then there's 'THE HOST'. Alright, i dun mind watchin this actually cos the gurl's pretty hot. But the cute 2 legged one mouth and none existant eyes monster ripped a FIVE star credit from 'First Magazine'. Impressive huh.
One new S'pore movie called the 'Singapore Dreaming'. I dun even wana talk about it. Mr Brown said it was 'One Solid Movie' while pres. Nathan :'It is life in its reality' Thou i doubt our dear president even watched that movie. And even if he did, that sentence might not even come from him. Some president scholar or something.
YES, finally, the CHAI LAI ANGELS. terrible replica of charlies.
CHAI LAI = CHARLIE
see the drift. If u do, please cringe. It dumb, this version only makes use of pretty thai women(u dun even know if their really woman in the first place) and lousy explosive shots with high air stunts. I bet they dun hav the multi million cars like charlies'. I thought S'pore always hav bad copys with respect to the states. Damn im so wrong. But well people, thai angels are 'Most hilarious agen act this YEAR'. hahaha, no kidding. Well, i wont be surprised thou, thailand dun make alot of movies since the ong bak fella except for all the RA shows. So if its in a YEAR, reasonable.
Lemming. A 4 stars rush from '8days' 'FIRST' 'SPH' 'TODAY' Dont know much about this one. But shuld be bad i presume.
Lucky Number S7evin is only nice cos there's josh hartnett, lucy liu and old timer bruce willis. Cos other then that, i dun tink there's anyting interesting except catchy plots. But u culd well forget about it thou, R21.
Well the rest are alright i guess. Its a hot day. There's no sun yet its stuffy. Rarrs.
Poor pretty boy Joakim is out. No eyes "two paulhill" is in. HAHAHA..!!
angel, dun force me ok! i am NOT going. Flat footer laaa, canot tahan one.
HAHA, OK LA, I DUNO HOW TO ICE SKATE CAN!! u ask ziyu tommy cc wa suet. If they ALL going den i tag along. HAHA! SET! ok done. LMAO~
Sorry to the IC people, i cant make it for the recee tml. And please tell me how to go to the St john island. Or else i nid to set camp somewhere in the jungle feeding mosquitos saintly wif my swtheart, miss mosquito repellent. Give me instructions.
Ok, potato pie here i come. Damn it smells good.
cya.
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