Monday, November 27, 2006
"chu chu chu"
to everyone who has watched 'happy feet'. the minute i look at my rabbit, and the hamsters. I feel that they hav lost it man. jus stand and wait for food like mumble. Fucking gayish, but i did felt a tinkle of sad-ness for them luh. For awhile i felt pretty bad.
i've been receiving this mails from fucking monkey ice age and i got this today. to prove the indeceny and how lowly rated, non-effective and stupid this mail is, i shall do an analytical description and results of thus action.
I will too prove, that woman, on the contary to men, are very, very demanding.
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Get close to her in movie theatres. (she goes back and complains to her bestie that u tried to take advantage in the movies)
talk to her thru the movie. (she thanks u for wasting her $9.50)
Hold her hand while u talk. (she finds u possessive)
Tell her shes beautiful. (she feels u're having an affair)
Look her in the eye when u talk to her. (Dont stare, its rude. Plus, what makes u think she will look at u as well)
Tell her stupid jokes. (Goner. oh comon)
Let her mess with ur hair. (jus let them try it on mr katon. They're fried.)
Just walk around wit her. (she tells u "ure so boring!")
Look at her like shes the only girl you see. (who's on multiple dates?)
Tickle her Even if she says stop. (Pervert. Refer to sentence 1)
When she starts swearing at u,tell her u love her.
(SCENE 1)
girl: u knnbccb. laobu hor kao gan, lao peh die terrible death la fucker cb.
BOY: DAMN! I LOVE U!
Let her fall asleep in ur arms. (if she dont drool)
GET HER MAD,THEN KISS HER. (if u're totally itching for multiple shadowless slaps and tea wif mr policeman)
Stay up wit her all night when shes sick. (right, so u can both get sick together?)
Watch her favorite movie. (only if its happy feet)
Kiss her forehead. (Gotta provide a blotter)
Write her letters. (Is msn down or something)
If she asks u 2 go 2 a show with her,go.(Yes master, i am DOG.)
Buy her ice cream. ("dun wan la, im fat!" guys, hear this often?)
Kiss her in the rain. (wait, now this is romantic. hurhurs)
And when u fall in love with her tell her (who dont?)
ok, i've tried to be funny. not working. But anyway, despite all the bad facts and irritating reasons that girls come up with at a blink of an eye, we're sadly born to love pussies anyway. Unless getting screwed in ur jubor by another 'stick of love'
den be it u fag gay. Its 3.09 and i cant slp.
Living thru a night where there's no fags, empty fridge, un-entertaining porn, empty stomach, numb legs and ur ever growing pimples. Anyone can get as emo as i am.
Blahhs.
(this entry has no purpose or intended harm to anyone. Whoever feels offended or wadever fuck. Erm, ... ... too bad..)
zen.
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