Monday, November 06, 2006
"The Lost Item"
Hello again. Well, i am writing becos i missed blogging at mrloti, and also very lazy to start a new one. But the main reason is i got a story to share today. UNLESS u hav much time to spare, else dun waste ur time on this.
It goes something like this.
Random: "Sorry sir, i didnt mean to lose it."
Boss: ""Nono, u save it. Tell me then, u wana take full responsibility, or u wana drag all 3 of ur friends down with you. Since u're gona resign, take everything on ur shoulders!""
Random: "Please, i cant let that happen"
Boss: ""Then wad u propose? any better ideas?""
*RING RING*
Boss:"yea wad?"
Mrs:"Erm, u know what. The maid lost his suit. She put in out on the balcony and was stupid enough to forget and clip when she knew that thing was soaked and heavy. Now we dont know where isit cos we went down a few times can we cant seem to find it. Guess someone took it away. And btw, dun tell him alright. Wait for him to come home den tell him. Later he gets angry and scold."
Boss:"WHAT!? ok, nvm. i coming home."
*Boss calls Him still*
Him:"Hi dad, wadsup?"
Boss:"erm, well. where do u get ur suit from?"
Him:"nahs, cant buy it elsewhere. wads wrong?"
Boss:"H.A.H.A... well.. no la, jus asking"
Him:"Comon, cut the act. wads happening?"
Boss:"Maid lost it."
(silence)
Him:"oh fuck."
Boss:"dont worry. call u later. i'd try help u find it"
Him:"Damn, cant go solo without that thing. Its elearning week somemore! Im rushing for the dateline already!"
Boss:"I know, pray hard then."
(meanwhile. mrs and daughter went around the neighbourhood searching and asking people whether they hav seen the lost item)
Boss:"Hello, town council? I am Steven.L. And i got a lost item, get the foreman for me now. Urgent."
Foreman:"U asked for me?"
Boss:"yes, i lost something and now i wana check ur bins and cabins in case any of ur workers took it. Where are u?"
Foreman:"Orchard. But nvm, i rush over to meet u now. sorry."
(1hr later, when the bangalas, foreman and boss met)
Boss:" show me all the rag-and-bone man's houses, open ur cabins too. I wana check"
Bangala1:"We no have key."
Boss:"Find a cutter then, snap the chains."
(Searched every dustbin, garang guni man's house, Big bins. Cut chains from store rooms beside the thrash buildings for every 5 blocks from 7**)
Boss smelling like rubbish himself :"Ok, forget it. Thanks anyway"
Foreman:"nvm, its ok" (Takes out a fag)
Him:"Im home! well, can find?"
Everyone:"Nopes."
Him:"nvm, i'll go buy another one tml if they still hav it then. Thanks for the effore anyway."
Maid:"im sorry."(teared alil)
Him:"Its okay."
Lost Item. Erm, my flight suit.
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