Monday, January 01, 2007
She loves me, i love you. therefore, vicariously, she loves me.
howdy hoo! Happy new year everyone.
Behold, here's ur false prophet. My maid!! she's the infidelic pagan scum, who 'threatens' me. She spoiled the damn switch and asked me to not tell mom.
'sir, u smoking i nv tell mom. U dont tell mom about me ok?'
FUCK, hows that for the first day of new year?! Before i turn the next charles manson, she better pray for mr hankey to come sing her a christmas carol for thats wad she love best. FUCK IT.
Nelson, thank ur mom for inviting me over for dinner, but its a family thing anyway, dun wana go disturb u right now. xie le =)
Blahs, i wana go hot-wire some car now and go to a mall and get a fudgesicle or something.
And the papers have this section where everyone take pictures and post their articles themselves. Invite the revolution! Straits have nothing to write anymore! Today was 'woman climbing out of window to water flowers' then came the 'smart lady hid beside the mrt trains jus in time so as not to get cribbed by the train'. Damn, next might be the 'american man with gargantuan, humongous, bulbous, mastodonic, dinosauric, mammoth penis to take over the bank, CEO who was nearly microscopic in size, is absolutely dwarfed by mysterous americano!'
Maybe our country should have riots and civil war or something, everything seems so in place. And we are taking everything for granted. Feed people with roast poo. Holidays seems all like lies and bullcrap. ahh weak.
I canot log into elearning.
Did anyone saw spanking tay ping huay kick ass ytd? Jus look at him sing on the count down!! Not as much as i wuld love to compliment mine, but damn he suck pimps tiny balls flat out! He should be placed on the life support system instead. Humble folks without temptation would bring him little scraps of meat. Fucking liberace gay, total fad-y goddamn hippie. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
and i like to express my concern about people and taking photos of christmas trees and lights. They are totally soooo yesterday. ancient history. Guess the latest in are the reindeer. Gota get in the time already. lols =)
ok, i must find food.
Dajie's getting married in 2 wks time!
omg.
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